Turn-Coat's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goremaster Ep.1]

Brilliant

I just love how the nerd rope was the deal breaker for madame fortune. Why does he/she have a beard?

Bravo my friend, bravo.

[scribble flash]

Pretty Good.

No sound though, and you did say you made sound in the credits.

Also, your replay button doesn't work too well. Because it is not on a solid background, you have to click precisely on the black letters.

Good animation.

[HTBSR ep 1]

it's alright

The sound quality was good for the female character, but bad on the male character. What kind of sound editing programs are you using?

I liked the transitions the first few times, but you should throw in a couple of wipes and fade outs to keep it interesting.

[Colors(short)]

Nice

And oddly enough I just finished listening to this beat in the audio portal. Good job on perspective and depth, not just having all the characters fighting on the same plane. And I greatly appreciate that when you push replay, the song doesn't just play on top of another instance of the song.

[NG Amish Paradise]

Flawless Victory

The song is pretty good, I watched it again just to listen to it. The animation is very expressive so it doesn't matter that the animator took shortcuts.

[Luigi's Secret]

noticeable flaws

You need to do something about that music, like stream it or something. Put a stop(); on your last frame in the actionscript panel so I don't have to keep watching it; A replay button in case I do (but I don't). Also I don't mean to pick on you for this, but the story was kind of weak, I mean mario and luigi live in a world where there are only a few other humans, and mario is alreay fucking the one woman. Toad is pretty much getting raped in every castle by the koopa kids. So that pretty much just leaves a bunch of animals for luigi to plow. I mean this story is clearly about beastiality, not homosexuality. You could even have at least depicted them in the act to the song what what in the butt, and you've got an instant NewGrounds hit...maybe...

[Magic School Bus: ep2]

Alumin-um-mum-mum...

Better than episode 1, better than the real magic school bus. I've wanted someone to kill that lizard for some time, way to go Mr. Johnson!

[SAW 7]

Good work, hope to see more soon.

Pretty good Joe, I don't see how people aren't getting the reference to Curious George, but maybe you could draw the man in the yellow hat more like the man in the yellow hat.

Anyway Joe, you're fucking hilarious. Remember that time you didn't want to put all that shit away so you put it in a shopping cart and put a HOLD tag on it for John Doe, and hid it in the furthest corner of the wherehouse? Needless to say, the manager totally beat your ass when he found out.

Anyway... I love the cinematic quality, the sound is good, I like the interactive controls.

The story is hilarious from the very beginning, but was a weak ending when you showed the man in the yellow hat being killed during credits and no sound. While a cool effect, it is nonetheless tacky to have the movie end while it is playing. Dramatic to have no sound, but since it started out funny, I think I was let down by the dramatic end. Similarly when george is just offed, it was kind of lame because all it showed was him being dead and no real struggle, no joke at the end.

Anyway, keep up the good work, I think we need to see more animations from you. It's hard to say what kind of cartoonist you will become, or what kind of storyteller for that matter. I suggest that your writing should run parallel to your artistry as well.

[Baron von Brunk vs. Ganon]

Thank You Brunk

Wesley Willis is the shit!